I know you love the Weekly Funnies. Welp, I have decided to take it a step further. Now, I’ll be doing daily funnies. So, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, AND Saturday morning just got a lot funnier. BUT WAIT! There’s more. Good Friday will merge with the funnies and so you’ll get a daily dose of funny and good stuff. Doesn’t that sound…good?
So let’s get it started! Maybe with a joke…
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.
As a college student, I feel like I should try this at some point…Welp, here’s an image:
I’ve had an up close and personal experience like this. I was with my grandfather in the store. We were walking back to the car and I couldn’t help but notice a Home Depot van sitting in the parking lot. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Hey, why is there a Home Depot truck here?
Grand-dad (GD): So, what?
Me: (pointing at the store we left) Well…we’re leaving Lowes…
GD: (eyebrows raised) Oh wow…yeah what are they doing here?
Good times. Have you ever seen that type of stuff first hand? Let’s get a video shall we?
Ah so much fail! How about some weird news. A news station used a picture of Syria as they had a story about them. But the thing is…it was a picture of Syria in a video game. Yes, a video game. Want to guess the game? Assassin’s Creed. Yuuup. Just shows just how far video games have come. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. And it probably won’t be the last.
And now for some good news. A Detroit gym is a spot for teens to come together. Hey, it’s better than being on the streets. There’s a video in the link. Watch it.
Here’s a quote: “He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. ~Raymond Hull” Good stuff.
And that’s it. Enjoy your day!