It’s another day! Get ready to have a good time. Let’s start off with a video of some great elevator pranks:

Let’s move on to a joke:

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”

Terrific. Here’s some good news. A boy was saved at sea by a bunch of guys forming a human chain. The current was that strong. It’s great when a bunch of folks can come together like that.

You like quotes? Here: Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.  ~Napoleon Bonaparte.

Here’s a funny image:

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UH-OH!

And lastly, your weird news of the day. If the cold weather (I live in New Jersey) isn’t enough, then go ahead and chill your balls. Yup, apparently, in an effort to increase your chance to avoid shooting blanks, you can chill your balls. Snowballs.

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