Let’s start off with my I wish they were my friends at The Onion and a video.

And now for a simple little joke: A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Ouch!

What about an image that will make you smile…I think…

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Welp, lesson learned. Maybe too late though…so you like little quotes and stuff? Here’s one by my mom:

You can’t always assume because you can end up looking like the first 3 letters in assume.

Ah, wonderful words from a wonderful person.

Enjoy your day!

-DALANEL

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