Another lovely day! Here in New Jersey, the weather has been very Spring like. I’m feeling good. As I thaw out from the long winter, I’m gonna keep bringing the good content. Let’s go down a risky road with an image:

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I feel like any friends that I have that can’t take a joke have pressed the back space button. But let’s keep going anyway because this is how I roll, son. You want a joke? Sure you do!

She married and had 13 children.  Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

That’s one of my favorites. Here’s a video and I promise it’s nothing graphic:

Sorry but I can watch those types of videos all day. But let me know what type of videos you want to see and I’ll make it happen. Don’t forget to answer that poll as well from April 8th. Follow me on Twitter @DanteWrites. Thanks for stopping by:

-DALANEL

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