The Daily Good Stuff was getting a little stale for me. You have your video, image, joke, and quote with the occasional good and weird news. But, I’m going to see if I can add a little more to the list. For now, there will be blood daily Bible verses. I will keep doing research to see what else can be added on a daily basis.

With that said, let’s start off right with the verse(s). All verses are going to be NIV unless otherwise noted. So: “I will praise you, O Lord. Although you were angry with me, your anger has turned away and you have comforted me. Surely God is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid. The Lord, the Lord, is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation.” Isaiah 12:1-2

And now for some weird news. You know how your dog ate your homework? Well…what if your dog ate $500? Well that’s what apparently happened to Wayne Klinkel. He left $500 and his dog in his car and he went shopping. When he came back, he noticed a couple of bills that looked torn into and he claimed he knew immediately that his dog was behind the mystery of the missing cash. Now he’s hoping the government will give him back his money. Oh yeah, he has the money…after waiting around for a bit. More info here but it actually seems like he’ll get his wish.

Here’s an image:

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I used to bake regularly. Maybe it’s time to start back up. I don’t know if I’m kidding or not. Help. Well, while I sort of my kitchen, check out this video:

Pretty awesome stuff in there. Here’s a joke:

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out
plowing with his old mule.

He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife
began nagging him again.

Complain, nag, complain, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head and killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said, “Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.” “And what about the men?” the minister asked. “They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.”

I guess that’s his number one ass…right? Well, here’s a quote anyway: Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it- Cullen Hightower

Here’s some good news. In a story of stereotype, a bunch of cops came together to save a struggling doughnut shop. More info here. The cops work there while off duty and don’t get paid to do it. It’s come a long way from the brink of going out of business.

Alright well that’s all I got for you. Have a good one!

-DALANEL

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