Hey it’s Wednesday. You know by now what goes on so let’s get right into it. We’ll continue the Dave Chappelle stand up:
Remember the guy with the really big penis? Well…
Well if you love playing cupid, then boy you’ll love that! Here are some words for you:
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, ’till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands.”
“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?”
“Stay the heck away from Aunt Carol when she’s been drinking.”
