Hey how are you? No really, ask yourself that question? So I’m thinking about life and ju-oh wait let me get the good stuff up for you; that’s why you’re here, right? Right. You want a joke? Do ya boy? Who’s a good joke reader!? YOU ARE! Oh, I’m sorry here it is:

Woman’s note to Tech Support:

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Much to my surprise, Husband 1.0 contained additional undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, and ESPN 2.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Response from Tech Support:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try installing Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, overuse of the above applications can cause a default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.

CAUTION: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance – I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good luck.

Oh man, technology these days, huh? Back in my day, all we had was cable. And a functioning MTV that showed Music Videos because it was Music Television. ANYWAY, here’s the last part of the Dave Chappelle comedy:

Some wonderful words:

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving- Paulo Coelho
“You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled by men.” Matthew 5:13
And look at this:
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Huh…I think some one might love me…Okay well great. You made it through another day. The blog keeps on growing and that’s great. I hope you are entertained.
-DALANEL
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