So this is Monday. Ugh. You know, sometimes when I’m in a bad mood, just creating these posts puts me in a good mood. These are one of those days so bare with me. Why don’t we get started with a video.

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Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha.”

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.

Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.

Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

Send e-mail messages saying there’s free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, “oh you’ve got to be faster than that.

Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Oh yeah you know I gotta try a couple of those. And here’s some words:

Fathers, do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up in the training and instruction of the Lord. Ephesians 6:4

The family is one of nature’s masterpieces. George Santayana

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So I think I’m going to stop shaving now. Because HOLY MOTHER OF GOD FIRE BEARD.

And now for the latest news.

In weird news, I think I almost admire this woman. A woman wanted to quit smoking so bad that she slapped a police officer in order to get locked up and therefore got through “rehab” if you will. Perhaps she knew that she couldn’t quit on her own and this was the best thing. She’s in for 63 days.

In satirical news, all of the gun control debates flaring caused the NRA to elect a new president. Someone who knows all about guns: James Holmes. Yes, and here’s the top thought behind the decision:

“Mr. Holmes is not only a powerful symbol and advocate of Second Amendment rights, but he’s also a high-profile gun owner himself,” said NRA member Tyler Paulson.

Well lastly we have some good news. Over in England, there’s a tax picking up steam. It’s called the Robin Hood tax and what it does is tax the rich and uses the money to help everybody. And example the article gives is what France is doing.

Financial transaction taxes work by taxing large companies on financial transactions, and using the money to benefit wider society. For example, the French government has applied a 0.2 percent tax on financial transactions made by companies worth over €1bn and intends to use the money towards eliminating global poverty and promoting HIV awareness.

Why can’t we do this here in the USA? Do we do this already in a different way? What are the flaws?

So that’s it folks. This was a good post. Have a good day.

-DALANEL

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