Alright looking good, looking good. We’re at day 73 and I’m actually a little surprised. Today we’ll get into more stuff since I’ll be adding news updates as well. Let’s do with the joke:

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”

Cruel world we live in. Alright on to the video:

Yeah…story of my life. Excuse me while I…gather my emotions. Take a look at these images in the meantime:

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Yikes! But here’s something completely awesome:

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YEAH GIRLFRIEND! She got the moves. Alright here’s some words of…goodness…?

Don’t forget to love yourself. Soren Kierkegaard

Set your minds on things above, not on earthly things. Colossians 3:2

And now for the news. In weird news, is more funny but we have another “dumb criminals on Facebook” thing. Police were looking for somebody and so they posted a wanted picture of the guy. Well, the guy, named Sam, is also on Facebook, saw the post, and said “catch me if u can”. Uh-oh! The next day, he was indeed caught. But wait, it gets better. The guy who runs the Facebook page, Umer, replied, after the arrest, “Caught you. Do not pass Go, do not collect £200, go straight to jail.” OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BURN!

Next is good news and boy this is good. A couple were hiking up this mountain and when they got to the top, he proposed to her and she said yes. Simple, right? But then there was another couple nearby who happened to stumble upon the proposal and the husband took a couple of pictures. It just so happened that this couple were celebrating their anniversary. So then, picture guy hunts the couple down on Facebook, among other social media outlets, to give those pictures. The young couple were grateful and all that good stuff. Really nice.

So that’s all for today. Thanks for stopping by and share this stuff with your friends if you have any! Also, follow me on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, Tumblr as well as hitting up YouTube to follow my video series as well as other videos I upload for fun.

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