Another day, another bunch of daily good stuff. And it’s Friday so that’s cool. Are you ready, kids!? Then. Let’s. Do. This.

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve had a course in first aid.” The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, “When you get to the part about calling a doctor,I’m already here.”

Yikes, bruh. And now this video that you may have run into before.:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FML63EbMRUM]

This is why we need to leave the movies to HBO, Showtime, Starz, and the rest of them. Regular TV just won’t work. But boy it’s funny! And if you don’t know this movie, he was supposed to say “Enough is enough! I have had it with these ‘mo-fo’ snakes on this ‘mo-fo’ plane! Everybody strap in. About to open some f’n windows.” Why they decided to go with monkey fightin and Monday/money (I can’t tell) to Friday I have no idea. Terrible. And that is a signature line of the movie too.

Well, let’s go to the images. First, the wonders of people and fashion:

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Okay and now for some powerful bowling. Ever think about what it would be like to bowl against Darth Vader?

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Yeah, he’s pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. And the quote and scripture:

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter

Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. James 3:10

Great, well, enjoy the day.

-DALANEL

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