Good day everyone. The middle of the week is here so hang in there. You got this far. Okay well if you haven’t already, be sure to check out the poll to vote for your favorite feature of Daily Good Stuff. There will be a poll coming soon asking what you would want as a new feature. Let’s get to the joke though, shall we?

A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him. The Pope then stopped next to a low-life sot, leaned over and whispered something in the sot’s ear, and made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day. The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear..

“I thought I told you yesterday to get the heck out of here.”

Mhm, so I guess if he doesn’t talk to you, he likes you…? And a videoooooo:

Whew! Some close calls there. Now for images:

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Dude you were doing sooo well too! Got a little too cute though. And then…there’s this:

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Uh…yeah…and now for some words:

Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love. Washington Irving

This is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another. 1 John 3:11

The Delta CEO, Richard Anderson, decided to give a woman a chance to make a flight to see her daughter…by giving up his own seat. Really nice of him.

You like gelato? Scrambled eggs? What about scrambled egg gelato? Yeah, there’s a shop in London that sells this flavor and more. No thanks but you go ahead.

So that’s all folks.

-DALANEL

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