Saturday. The last weekend of the month and it’s been a great month for DALANEL. As you saw yesterday, I’ve got some stuff going on so these post for today and tomorrow are gonna be abbreviated. A joke, image, quote, and scripture. Trust me though, the first two days of July are gonna have posts up with all types of angles including the normal daily good stuff, exactly how great June was, what to expect for a grand celebration for July babies, and more. Just two days. Gonna be wild. But let’s get through this.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, BURN!

And now here’s a comic of a really unrealistic but funny situation:

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And the scripture and quote:

No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God’s seed remains in them; they cannot go on sinning, because they have been born of God. – 1 John 3:9

The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself. Wallace Stevens

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