So it’s Wednesday and that means it’s hump day. Let’s get to the post with a quote:

I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso

The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 5:20-21

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And here’s a video:

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

Man, that’s just too perfect.

Okay so this weird news had me laughing. As a black man, I am around plenty of black women. And, black women are known to have some big butts. Welp, a doctor decided to diagnose a woman with a term he calls “ghetto booty”. Man, I CRIED when I read that. With the recent Zimmerman trail, race is a hot topic so people may not find this funny right now. But still, I can see the humor of it all. Check out the story.

In good news…and not funny…we have a boy with mental retardation who helps improve life for homeless animals. Good for Bubba. I’m not kidding; his name is Bubba.

And that’s all for today!

-DALANEL

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