Well today is Thursday and DALANEL readers, that’s you, set a new viewing record for a month. We’re only half way through and we already beat June. This is terrific. So thanks to you all. Obviously, I’m doing something right. But let’s get on to my money maker if you will: Daily Good Stuff.

And God spoke all these words: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. “You shall have no other gods before me. Exodus 20:1-3

It is better to rust out than wear out. Edwin Markham

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Oh that was punny. Very punny. Check out this vid:

That was good. My favorite was the girl that closed and locked the door. Time for a joke:

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.” “No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.” About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let’s eat her.”

“No,” said the father. “We’ll not eat her either.”

“Why not?” asked the son.

“Because, we’re going to take her back alive and eat your mother.”

Maybe the dad will be doing some eating, right? Oh I’m so nasty! And I think we’ll wrap it up here. Have a good one!

-DALANEL

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