Daily Good Stuff 131

Mondayyyyyy! Here we go!

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein

You shall not murder. Exodus 20:13


Time for some stand up comedy:

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!” Then she hollered “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I thought YOU were watching!”

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.

Wow, that was risky. But it worked. I wonder…

So…time for the latest news. Weird news has a breeder finally stringing together a “panda cow“. No, he didn’t breed a panda and a cow. No, the spots on the cow, look like the spots or I guess markings of a panda. So, will the cow look as adorable as a cub panda? There’s a picture in the link. You be the judge.

Peru is giving free electricity to 2 million of their folks since only 66% of people have access to it. Very cool. And the electricity is going to the poorest. Love stories like these.

Okay so that’s it for today.


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