I’m back! It’s a new month and first off I have to say something about July: July viewing almost doubled June’s viewing, and June was the best month. I don’t know where the summer explosion came from (actually, I do thanks to WordPress’ stats), but I’m glad it came. And I fully expect August to do even better than July. My play and video series are coming to a close but I’m counting on my past work to carry the load as you saw in my earlier post today.

DGS is gonna be good too. More themed posts. More fun.

Let’s get today off on the right track.

I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean

But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things — and the things that are not — to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him. 1 Corinthians 1:27-29

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Dude…she’s gonna break up with you.

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on.”

“I can’t wear these,” she said.

“Darn right,” he said, “I wear the pants in this family, and you’d better remember that.”

“I think I’ll try that on Jill,” Jack said.

He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.

“Put these on,” he said.

Jill replied, “I can’t wear these.”

“Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you’d better remember that,” he said.

Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.

“I can’t get in to these,” he said.

“Darn right,” Jill said. “And if you don’t change your attitude you never will!”

Hey-o!

Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t want to be associated with porn. Look

It calls for Caballero to stop selling a variety of products including its “Ben & Cherry’s” film series, which included 10 titles such as “Boston Cream Thighs,” “Chocolate Fudge Babes” and “Peanut Butter D-Cups.” Ben & Jerry’s had claimed that such titles were too similar to its ice cream flavors such as Boston Cream Pie, Chocolate Fudge Brownie and Peanut Butter Cup.

I scream for…um…porn cream?

And now for some good news. A woman had to drop her baby out of a burning building on the second floor. Luckily, there was a 10 year old girl there to catch the baby. Yayyyy!

And that’s it for Thursday!

-DALANEL

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