To change what you get you must change who you are. Vernon Howard
“No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit. Each tree is recognized by its own fruit. People do not pick figs from thornbushes, or grapes from briers. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.” Luke 6:43-45
I feel like maybe not a complete accident? Speaking of accidents…here’s a fail videooooo!
And now this joke:
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman’s hand and says, “Here…paint my house.”
We have chocolate covered ivory. So that’s cool.
Sure, I hate school but that doesn’t mean it has to be a negative experience for everyone. There’s a Florida attorney that is gathering donations in the form of school supplies for kids and stuffing them in backpacks for young students. Nice.
Wednesday. Middle of the week. Have a humptastic day!
-DALANEL
Dante's Optimism 