Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. Confucius
She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car.
“Go get help.”, he pleads.
She replies, “I can’t, I’m naked.”
He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says “Cover your snatch with that and go get help.”
She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, “HELP! HELP! My boyfriend’s stuck!”
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, “I’m sorry Miss. He’s too far in.”
The males of several species of insect-eating marsupials have a very unusual life history. They mature quickly, often in less than a year. Then, during a short and frenzied breeding season, they mate repeatedly —for up to 14 hours in some cases — until their immune systems crash and their bodies start to fall apart. Then they die.