Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. Confucius

For great is your love, reaching to the heavens; your faithfulness reaches to the skies. Psalm 57:10
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A young couple is out carousing one evening.  While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, “If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?”

She agrees and he begins to speed up.  When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip.  When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car.  The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car.

“Go get help.”, he pleads.

She replies, “I can’t, I’m naked.”

He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says “Cover your snatch with that and go get help.”

She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, “HELP! HELP! My boyfriend’s stuck!”

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, “I’m sorry Miss.  He’s too far in.”

Being a furloughed employee during this government shutdown is not fun. However, some are trying to ease the pain. Restaurants in D.C are offering discounts to furloughed workers. Just present your I.D. and you’re in. I’m sure D.C. isn’t the only place this is happening, right?
Now, this weird news is too much for me to explain. Look:
The males of several species of insect-eating marsupials have a very  unusual life history. They mature quickly, often in less than a year.  Then, during a short and frenzied breeding season, they mate repeatedly —for up to 14 hours in some cases — until their immune systems crash and  their bodies start to fall apart. Then they die.
At first, I was like, wtf? Then, after reading the entire article, I was like, WTF!?
Whew! Well, we’ll call it a day here.
-DALANEL
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