The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace; the sinful mind is hostile to God. It does not submit to God’s law, nor can it do so. Those controlled by the sinful nature cannot please God. Romans 8:6-8

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know  peace. Jimi Hendrix

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That video was freaking hilarious. Why haven’t I found this already!?

A lady was standing on a street corner waiting for a  bus when she happened to notice a weight machine. She  fumbled through her purse for a dime and went over to the machine and inserted the coin.

Out came a card  that said “You weigh 126 pounds. and in 30 seconds  you will pass gas”. Sure enough, after 30 seconds, she passed wind. Astonished that the machine was correct, she found another dime and returned to the weight machine.

After inserting the coin, out popped another card that read “you still weigh 126 pounds and  in 30 seconds, you will be ravished” Again, after 30 seconds, 2 men came out of an alley, dragged her back into the alley and attacked her.

Afterward, fumbling  through her purse, she managed to find another dime.  She dragged herself over to the weight machine and put in her last dime. Again a little card popped out that said, “you still weigh 126 pounds, and while you  were farting and fooling around, you missed your bus”.

A woman’s faith in humanity is restored after a couple of teens returned her son’s lost wallet.

This has been around for 1,000 years already but we just wrapped up another cricket fight. It’s like dog fights or cock fights but with the little guys.

-DALANEL

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