If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him. James 1:5
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. Nikos Kazantzakis
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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover  the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some  of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick  that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph  anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and  take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were  made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be  waiting for him.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He  jumped in with his bag and shouted, “Let’s go!” The pilot swung the little  plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.

The photographer said, “Fly over the park and make two or three low passes  so I can take some pictures.”

“Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I am a photographer,” he responded, “and photographers take photographs.”

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”

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Okay, hold on to your hats…and glasses…for this guy. He’s building a house pretty much by himself. Oh, I’m sorry…he’s blind. Yeah. Blind.
And although that job alone isn’t remarkable, just imagine trying to put up a three-bedroom, two-bath ranch without any blueprints — and doing it in total darkness.
Hit the link to find out why he did it. Try not to cry, ok?
Okay, this weird news is punny. Yes, “pun”ny. Okay, so this high school teacher passed out in the classroom with 11 students. Guess why? Yup, he was high on heroin. High school, you’re doing it right.
-DALANEL
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