Hey, how was your week? I hope it went well. Let’s look at the latest news.
The story is a video
but this teen saved a drowning man.
And now, guys listen…I get it, we have needs. But, for the love of God, you can’t get your penis stuck in heavy steel rings, vacuum cleaner, a toaster and more. You know who you are. Read up
if you have no idea what I’m talking about.
There’s a website out there aiming to help people with breast cancer by giving free stuff like wigs, hats, and make-up, and free services like house cleaning, transportation and more. Breastcancerfreebies.com
By now, you’ve probably heard about this, but, our government is back in action. The shutdown is over. Or at least, I would hope so. As I’m typing this, it’s not quite official. We’ll see.
We already knew that Oreo’s are own by a company that also makes cigarettes, among other addictive things things. And so, it shouldn’t be a surprise to learn that you could actually be addicted to Oreo’s:
Oreos are as addictive as cocaine, at least for lab rats, and just like us, they like the creamy center best. Eating the sugary treats activates more neurons in the brain’s “pleasure center” than drugs such as cocaine, the team at Connecticut College found.
Yup. Okay, so the article doesn’t make the connection I made but still.
Okay, hold on to your hats…and glasses…for this guy. He’s building a house pretty much by himself. Oh, I’m sorry…he’s blind. Yeah. Blind
And although that job alone isn’t remarkable, just imagine trying to put up a three-bedroom, two-bath ranch without any blueprints — and doing it in total darkness.
Hit the link to find out why he did it. Try not to cry, ok?
Okay, this weird news is punny. Yes, “pun”ny. Okay, so this high school teacher passed out in the classroom with 11 students. Guess why? Yup, he was high on heroin
. High school, you’re doing it right.
Welp, that’s it for this week’s news. Wonder what happens next week!