Hey now! A new week. Sunday is fun day. I hope you’re ready for some good stuff; I know I am.
People are like stained – glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Do you not know? Have you not heard? The LORD is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:28-31
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night — only to find a cucumber in his hand.
“Is THIS”, she asked, pointing to the vegetable, “what you’ve been using on me for the last 5 years?”
“Honey, let me explain…”
“Why, you sneaky bastard!” she screamed. “You impotent son of a -”
“Speaking of sneaky,” her husband coolly interjected, “maybe you’d like to explain our three kids.”