And it’s Monday. October is coming to an end soon. You should know, November is going to have a theme. Also, November is going to be a time of change and transition. It’s all for the better and I’ll go into more details in a separate post.

For now, let’s get to the good stuff.

But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect. 1 Peter 3:15

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein

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Am I right, fellas?

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied…

“Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?”

You know what? That’s an interesting point. But, I’m going to leave it alone before a door opens that can’t be closed…or a dam cracks beyond repair…or something…

-DALANEL

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