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What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? Robert H. Schuller

He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool. Proverbs 10:18
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Man, I love Spider-Man.
Okay, this video has a few f-bombs in it. However, if I didn’t think this was funny, I wouldn’t share it. It’s pretty good. Besides, he makes reference to Cee-Lo Green’s “F*ck You” so he’s not swearing just to swear. Just giving the heads up to the sensitive folks.
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.  “Who are you?” he asked him.

“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, “Those little bastards!”

A man invented a canoe for wheelchair bound folks. Good read. Pretty long though.
Okay…when I first read this I thought it was a joke. A one time thing. I was wrong. The more I read it, the more sense it made. People are using Britney Spears music to drive away Somali pirates:
“These guys can’t stand western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens explained. “It’s so effective the ship’s security rarely needs to resort to firing guns.”
That’s all folks.
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