So, DALANEL set yet another viewing record yesterday. November is ready to actually double July, my previous best month. This is simply great. Still no idea what happened. So, I’m down to two scenarios: The blog finally “snapped” and is now taking a new step into greatness. Or, this is just a little phase. We shall see. That’s why I wanted to wait a week. See if this is real.

Anyway, on to the post.

How good and pleasant it is when brothers live together in unity! Psalm 133:1

The most melancholy thing about human nature, is, that a man may guide others into the path of salvation, without walking in it himself; that he may be a pilot, and yet a castaway. Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare

If you seen at least the original Willy Wonka movie, you’ll love this. Maybe.

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And then there’s this video:

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying …that phrase… in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.” The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”

Fact: A Martian day is called a “sol”.  The word “sol” comes from the name the Romans gave their god of the sun – Sol.   A day on Mars is approximately 40 minutes longer than a day on earth

Holiday: Operating Room Nurse Day. I’m learning about so many holidays it’s crazy.

Great. Welp, I’m off to see how many views I get today. See ya. No, I won’t see you. Um…have a good day.

-DALANEL

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