Daily Good Stuff 223: Get Dirty 2

If you have a dirty mind, you may love this post. If not, turn back now.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

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Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.  ~Author Unknown

Fact: Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

I can’t confirm that fact but…I mean…is it really wrong? And that’s just washing hands. Who knows how many we shake with who do wash their hands?

And lastly, a video.

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