Hello and welcome to Daily Good Stuff. It’s the last day of November. December has things in store. Great things.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. Matthew 5:9

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking. George S. Patton

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Oh my…I need to stop shaving. No wonder I’m single!

Oh man, these guys are great.

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.”

“Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

Holiday: Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day It’s exactly what you think it is.

Fact: Butterflies taste with their feet. A butterfly’s sense of taste is coordinated by chemoreceptors on their tarsi (lowest part of leg) and works only on contact. It is used to determine whether an egg-laying insect’s offspring will be able to feed on a leaf before eggs are laid on it.

Have a…a…day.

-DALANEL

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