Guys, I have something to tell you. I feel like it’s not going to be a big deal. Daily Good Stuff is in its last week here at DALANEL.

This post has been very good to me and this blog. Ever since it’s started, each week more and more people followed and have viewed them. This isn’t easy to do but my decision is made. Daily Good News is the new face and so DGS is gonna go bye-bye. Enjoy this last week.

Great, so let’s go out with a bang!

“Comfort, comfort my people,” says your God. Isaiah 40:1

Where the senses fail us, reason must step in. Galileo Galilei

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Ha!

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, “If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?”

She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car.

“Go get help.”, he pleads.

She replies, “I can’t, I’m naked.”

He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says “Cover your snatch with that and go get help.”

She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, “HELP! HELP! My boyfriend’s stuck!”

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, “I’m sorry Miss. He’s too far in.”

Have mercy!

-DALANEL

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