Terrific Tuesday! Okay, on to the post.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. Soren Kierkegaard

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. Romans 15:13

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Yeah, I’ve done this.

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”

“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother!’ ? It would make me feel so much better.”

“Sure,” answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!” “Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.

Oh, how dare you; you little…ugh.

Can somebody tell me what in the heck is going on in Seattle? Fans at the Saints-Seahawks game were so hype they caused an earthquake. Good gravy! And it’s not the first time.

Man, I guess we’d better call it a day, huh?

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