Hey, WP users! You already know where I’m going. There’s some classic comments that’ll try to appear on your blog. Let’s look at some of my favorites:

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Hm? Of what? Couldn’t even have the decency to finish your sentence. Shame.

Oh, and vague comments like this:

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what they are talking about on the web. You certainly
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More people really need to read this and understand
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Is that supposed to be a poem of some sort? And the post that this was addressed to wasn’t even bringing an issue to light. I was talking about my ultimate expectations for my blog.

This next one was a complete ramble. This is just the first paragraph of four:

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Don’t believe me? This was the post it was supposedly addressing. Help me out; is there a connection?

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You kinda get the gist but…what? Oh, I guess if there’s enough mistakes, it must be human error.

Okay bloggers out there! I know I’m not alone in this. And, I know there’s a lot more comments out there that are so obviously spammy it’s ridiculous. Care to share some wacky comments? Heck, maybe you have real comments from real people that were completely “What the heck yo problem, buh?”

-DALANEL

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