Dallas T celebrates her birthday today. Sure, she hasn’t posted on the blog in a billion years but, she’s still part of the DALANEL family so we gotta show some love.
Our relationship is not as tight as it used to be, but my love for my little cousin marches on with no sign of slowing down.
We live far apart so it sucks I can’t punch her on the shoulder for quite some time. Problem is, she’d punch me right back two days later on my birthday, so she could have vengeance fresh on mind. We can’t have that because then we’d end up with a grown man on the floor crying. F that.
Nah, but really, Dallas, if you’re reading this, I love you and hope your day is fantastic. From me and the readers I (and you) have, happy birthday!