It’s all about family today. Check out the first Family post. Ready?
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. Desmond Tutu
He who brings trouble on his family will inherit only wind, and the fool will be servant to the wise. Proverbs 11:29
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?” “At school.” The robot slaps the son. “Okay, I went to the movies!” The father asks, “Which one?” “Harry Potter.” The robot slaps the son again. “Okay, I was watching porn!” The father replies, “What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
That’s just…c’mon man.
This news is adorable. A family welcomed all female quintuplets. First ever in the US and the first time we’ve seen quintuplets come in the world since 1969