I would use grave and dead puns, but the article I’m linking you to has that covered in the painful way.
Here’s the thing: There is an actual competition where you dig the best grave. There are teams out here doing this. It’s the second annual contest. Grave digging. Here’s why:
The grave digging contest is meant to put the fun back into the funeral industry, according to event spokesman Christian Striz.
Alright then. I didn’t know it was fun in the first place but sure. Anyway, read more about it and look at the pictures.