Tom and Dave are in the car. Dave is driving, and 
he runs right through a Stop sign. So Tom
 says, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.” And Dave says, “I drive like my brother!”

A few blocks later, Dave plows right through a red light. Tom says, “You just ran a red light.” And Dave says, “I drive like my brother!”

So now they’re coming up on a green light, and Dave slows down. Tom says, “It’s green; why are you slowing down?”

Dave says, “My brother might be coming.”

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