I think a large majority of us text, or at least know what texting is. Let’s take a look at some messages. Awkward, funny, fails, and more.
That wrong number text showed up at 4pm. At this point, Melanie is probably completely out of touch to be able to make her shift. Awkward.
Things get really awkward:
I haven’t posted jokes in a while. So…um…here ya go.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’ The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’
That’s messed up, but I’ll bet she’ll be quiet from now on.
These GIFs are funny, but you don’t see it coming until the end. It’s unexpectantly funny.
This first one would explain why I’m still a virgin:
That’s a shame and also not too far from a true story. But I’m optimistic! Right?
I used to run track, but I ended up quitting. I was never a fat kid, but I wonder what life would be like:
It’s simple. Pictures of butterflies.