Daily Good Stuff 274: Unexpectantly Funny GIFs

These GIFs are funny, but you don’t see it coming until the end. It’s unexpectantly funny.

This first one would explain why I’m still a virgin:

That’s a shame and also not too far from a true story. But I’m optimistic! Right?

I used to run track, but I ended up quitting. I was never a fat kid, but I wonder what life would be like:

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The Optimistic Report: Helping Single Mothers

The Optimistic Report is a featured post sharing positive, good, and optimistic news. Also, inspirational quotes and some humor too. Ready? Go!

So, first thing to talk about is Tommy Norman. Tommy is a police officer who does what he calls “C.O.P.” This stands for Community Oriented Policing. So, what he does is hang out with the members of the community, specifically kids.

He talks about how, by spending time with the citizens, he’s building a relationship and building trust. Check out his Instagram post (within the main article) on his reasoning. Really awesome stuff.

Next, let’s talk about a business that employs single mothers. So, Xinca is a company that uses tire scraps to make shoes. They hire single mothers because their goal is to give back their dignity and give them a chance to take care of their families. Honestly, why wouldn’t you want to support a business that’s trying to stop pollution and help people less fortunate?

So, inequality is still a topic. While some say it’s inevitable that we will always have inequality, I strongly agree with the idea that inequality is a choice and a policy instead of something that will simply just happen. Let me know what you think.

Top Ten Funny Gifs

Last week, I searched the internet for funny bowling gifs. Today, I’m posting my top ten gifs that have been seen here at DALANEL at some point. Get ready.

10. Whoops

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9. Squirrels gone wild

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8. Just working out

tumblr_inline_mfo82iFoCe1rtoge8I lose it when he lurches over the second time. Also, I love how the guy sitting there barely reacts to the events.

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Top Ten Favorite Bowling gifs

I love bowling. And, in quite a few DGS posts, I’ve posted some funny bowling gifs. Today, I look on the internet for gifs and I have my top ten. Some are fake/staged, some are awesome, some are fails. It doesn’t matter to me. The show itself was good enough.

10. From one lane to another

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9. The longest strike

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8. I meant to do that

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Daily Good Stuff 215

We’re at the end of the week. Enjoy these DGS’s because some changes could be on the way. All for the better.

When words are many, sin is not absent, but he who holds his tongue is wise. Proverbs 10:19
All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. Ellen Glasgow
I was not prepared for this. If you haven’t seen this before, you might not see this coming either.
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Dude, wtf.

Daily Good Stuff 214

Fridayyyyyyyy! November starts off with a bang. Very soon, changes to this blog will be made. So, take a picture. Bare with me in this now construction zone.

The wise does at once what the fool does at last. Baltasar Gracian

I write to you, dear children, because your sins have been forgiven on account of his name. 1 John 2:12
If ya don’t like spiders, you might wanna skip this image…
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Yikes. Where in the heck is that place!? Up next, a video. Now that Halloween is over, it’s time to move on. But, what if your kid still wants to wear the costume? Welp:
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared in front of the congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil  incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked “Aren’t you afraid of me?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “I been married to your sister for 48 years.”

Yup, just as I figured, there is some Halloween themed news. There was a drug bust. Four pounds of cocaine. Where was it? In a couple of pumpkins…in the airport…yeah.

Border agents found a spooky Halloween surprise Thursday in three pumpkins someone tried to smuggle through the Montreal airport, authorities said — about four pounds of suspected cocaine.

The pumpkins were hollowed out, filled with about 2 kilograms of white powder in bags and recapped, the Canada Border Services Agency said. They were being transported Thursday morning by a suspect authorities would identify only as a female traveler arriving at Montreal-Trudeau International Airport.

Take a look at the whole story if you want.

Boy, these are some of my favorite good news. A bus driver, while crossing a bridge, noticed a woman was ready to jump off and end it all. He pulls over, hops out, and talks the woman out of it. What’s better, the bus’ camera captured the whole thing. Awesome. Hit the link to see the video.

And that’s it for today. Thanks for stopping by.

-DALANEL